I’ve sort of fallen out of the habit of watching films lately, which I feel is a shame. I do still watch trailers, but for some reason when the films are released I never get around to going to the cinema to see them. This must change.
However, this post isn’t about films, it’s about trailers. Ones I’ve watched recently and enjoyed.
1) Shutter Island.
It’s the new Scorsese film, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Mark Ruffalo. According to Apple’s trailers site, ‘“Shutter Island” is the story of two U.S. marshals, Teddy Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio) and Chuck Aule (Mark Ruffalo), who are summoned to a remote and barren island off the coast of Massachusetts to investigate the mysterious disappearance of a murderess from the island’s fortress-like hospital for the criminally insane.‘ It looks really good and quite weird, like Chandler on acid, which can only be a good thing. Plus, it’s Scorsese. So long as he isn’t in Gangs of New York mode, this should be fantastic.
2) The Road.
Based on a Cormack McCarthy (him what wrote No Country for Old Men) novel that I definitely must read, this also looks excellent. I had no idea what the story of The Road was, so the trailer really surprised me. I don’t want to spoil it for anyone else who doesn’t know, so I won’t put the synopsis here. It’s on the Apple site (linked above) so you can read it if you want, but I recommend you don’t. This one’s got a bit of a dream cast, too: Viggo Mortensen, Robert Duvall, Guy Pierce, Charlize Theron and Garret Dillahunt (who’s good, but must be feeling pretty good about being in such exalted company).
3) Surrogates.
Bruce Willis action flick. Need I say more? Now, as any fule kno, Willis is fucking awesome. Brilliant in Moonlighting, brilliant in Blind Date, brilliant in Die Hard. He’s brilliant, even in films that aren’t. Right, now that the mancrush fawning is out of the way, here’s my half-assed synopsis of Surrogates: it’s the future, and everyone lives vicariously through their surrogate – an android version of themself (don’t ask why they aren’t all obese or how they procreate. It’s the future. There’s some sort of future magic that goes on there.) that lets them safely experience just about anything. Willis is a cop, investigating a murder. Someone was killed while interfacing with their surrogate (which isn’t supposed to be possible). Cue Willis having to figure out how, and of course stopping using his own surrogate himself. Feels like a sort of cross between Blade Runner, Minority Report (and no doubt other Philip K Dick films).
4) Moon
Sam Rockwell in what looks to be a cross between Solaris (hopefully the good version) and 2001: “It is the near future. Astronaut Sam Bell is living on the far side of the moon, completing a three-year contract with Lunar Industries to mine Earth’s primary source of energy, Helium-3. It is a lonely job, made harder by a broken satellite that allows no live communications home. Taped messages are all Sam can send and receive. Thankfully, his time on the moon is nearly over, and Sam will be reunited with his wife, Tess, and their three-year-old daughter, Eve, in only a few short weeks. Finally, he will leave the isolation of “Sarang,” the moon base that has been his home for so long, and he will finally have someone to talk to beyond “Gerty,” the base’s well-intentioned, but rather uncomplicated computer.” Except, y’know. Something goes wrong. Snarky comments aside, it looks very promising and it’s getting great receptions at film festivals.
5) Where The Wild Things Are
Never read the book (another one I must pick up soon), but this looks magical. Spike Jonze is directing. Something about a boy becoming friends with monsters. I expect some sort of “are the monsters real, or is the boy just escaping from his tough life to a magical fantasy world” type of thing, which will be a bit disappointing if that’s the case. Trailer looks awesome though.
6) Surveillance
David Lynch-produced drama, directed by Jennifer Lynch (David’s daughter, directed the excellent Boxing Helena). “It’s been a hell of a day on the highway. When Federal Officers Elizabeth Anderson (Julia Ormond) and Sam Hallaway (Bill Pullman) arrive at Captain Billing’s office, they have three sets of stories to figure out and a string of vicious murders to consider. One zealot cop, a strung out junkie and an eight year old girl all sit in testimony to the roadside rampage, but as the Feds begin to expose the fragile little details each witness conceals so carefully with a well practiced lie, they soon discover that uncovering ‘the truth’ can come at a very big cost…” Looks like a whodunnit and a whodunnwhat, with everyone telling a different story and the truth no doubt being something weird and/or disturbing. Hey, it’s the Lynches. What do you expect?
So, there you are. Watch those trailers. Enjoy!
Filed under: Broadband,General,rant | Tags: ADSL, bittorrent, Broadband, download, iTunes, virgin
Or at least the download speeds I’m getting are. I’m on Virgin Media‘s National service, and apparently I can get speeds of up to 6.5 megabits per second. Now, I live a ways away from the exchange, so I’m not actually expecting to get that sort of speed.
The Broadband Speed Checkers I’ve found back this up – they say I’m getting between 2 and 2.5 megabits per second. However, the download speeds I’m getting when I use iTunes, MSN or uTorrent aren’t even close to that. I’m getting an maximum of 50k a second, and it’s usually at about 10k. Them’s dial up speeds!
Virgin are well-known bittorrent throttlers, but I can’t find anything useful online about why my iTunes or MSN download speeds should be so slow. It’s starting to get irritating though.
Penny Arcade have done three strips that have nothing to do with their usual output, and their readers can vote for which one they should expand on.
My vote is definitely for Automata. The art is far more to my taste than either of the other two options and in my opinion, the writing’s quite a bit better too. Plus, it’s about robots in an alternate world prohibition! It’s all hard-boiled! How can you not want to read more of that?
Go and read the strips, then vote for Automata, please.
Actually, I’ve surprised myself by being inspired by it. (Not that I think I’m too good to be inspired by Penny Arcade, but it’s surprising because nothing I’m working on is remotely similar to Automata. I think it’s Tycho and Gabe’s obvious enthusiasm for doing these new, fresh strips)
I want to do lots more stuff of my own now (far more than I have time to do, especially with a baby due in five weeks). I’ve got several ideas banging on the inside of my skull, desperate to get out. They’ve been noted down in my ideas folder, and hopefully at some point they’ll be brought blinking into the light of existence. I’m also hard at work on a novel, called Secrets In The Green that I’m writing for my wife. I’m about half way through it, and I’ve got detailed chapter notes for around two thirds of the rest of it, and less-detailed notes for the final chapters. I’m currently back in research mode for it though, so actual writing progress has slowed. I’m really excited about it though.
I’m also doing a rewrite on a short story called The House Always Wins.
That reminds me. I really must update the site to reflect what’s going on!
Here are some good recommendations:
Smodcast – Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier waffling on for anything up to two hours. Hilarious. Honestly, some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever heard. If you’re a fan of their films, you must listen to this. If you’re not a fan of their films, I don’t want to know you.
Transmissions From Beyond – TTA Press’s podcast. Every week, hear a story taken from one of their magazines (usually Interzone or Black Static). Normally read by the author. Good stories, but you have to put up with a fair bit of variation in the sound quality. Hopefully you’ll hear me on there some day. I’ll try and source a decent microphone for the occasion.
Co Op – Games podcast (‘vod’ cast, I suppose, since it’s actually a video show) by a bunch of ex-1Up staff. The spiritual continuation of The 1Up Show, really. I can’t say I share their opinions on all subjects, but it’s about the only games show around that looks halfway professional (and they look all-the-way professional, to give them their due).
Giant Bombcast – More games. Only audio this time, but it’s worth listening to. Jeff Gerstmann (link added because you should read about the Gamespot firing controversy) and Ryan Davis started it, and about a year ago Vinny Caravella and Brad Shoemaker (all ex-Gamespot) talk. About games, mostly, but also films and general natter.
So there you go. Listen! Enjoy!
Well, my last post also had links to Twitter and Ninja Theory, and did indeed get me more views than yesterday (when I didn’t blog). The question still remains as to whether that was because of the links or simply because of the post.
So this one has no links. I guess we’ll find out whether that makes a difference.
Though perhaps not surprising.
On Thursday, when I wrote three blog posts, I got three times as many views as I did on Friday, when I wrote no blog posts. The question is though, is that because I wrote three posts, or because in one of them I linked to Twitter and to Ninja Theory?
More surprising, and confusing, is that the stats WordPress provide don’t add up. There’s always a discrepancy between the number of page views, and the total number of times posts have been viewed. For example, WordPress might say that one day I got 30 views in total. That’s fine and good. But then they also provide statistics for each blog post viewed that day. And it never adds up to 30. It usually adds up to about 25. I have no idea why.
Martin Sheen or Dennis Haysbert?
I mean, clearly Jed Bartlett is the best man ever, but after retiring, he hasn’t done much. David Palmer wasn’t as good, but now he could kill you just by looking at you.
I guess my first instinct would be to vote for Bartlett. But then I wonder, what if the future is all Metal Wolf Chaos? Then you want a man of action!
I’m watching series 2 of both The West Wing (again!) and The Unit. If you haven’t already done so, I recommend you check them both out.
A bunch of new people are now following me on Twitter. Hello to mylesvives, CraigAllom, fatherdave, valerieki and annyeager.
I am, I must confess, slightly freaked out by this. It’s one thing to have people you know following you (hi Amy and Joe!), and another thing to have strangers do it, as welcome as they are.
Yes, I’m aware that the whole point of Twitter is to follow people and be followed, and the main reason I signed up was to hopefully get more people reading this blog, but now that it’s happening (albeit incrementally), I feel a sort of responsibility. A pressure to come up with decent and frequent blog posts.
Also on the ‘freaked me out’ list is this. Ninjawanda found my post about how excited I was to get the Ninja Theory job and linked to it. That’s scary for an entirely different reason than the Twitter thing. I don’t mind people knowing I work at NT (after all, when the game I’m working on comes out, my name will be in the credits for all and sundry to see), and any exposure I can get for the blog is welcome, but this was a sharp reminder that I’m not just spewing words into a vacuum. Things I say here could get me fired if I was the indiscreet type.
I’m not, and I never plan to blog about my work, other than incredibly vague posts about how much I’m enjoying it, but it’s still a sobering thought.
I’m really enjoying this! It’s an MMA (mixed martial arts, for those who don’t know) game. I’m playing on the Xbox 360, and despite some problems (more on that in a minute), it’s really drawn me in.
It’s got a career mode, classic fights mode (where you win unlockables for having the fight end the way it actually did), exhibition fights and online.
Career mode is where I’ve spent the most time (what with not having net access until today) – I’m Light Heavyweight Champion of the world! – and it’s pretty solid really. You create a fighter using the fairly limited character creator (I managed to make a caricature of myself, but the facial creation’s nowhere near as robust as Fight Night Round 3′s so it actually doesn’t look much like me), and begin your UFC career. Your time in-between fights is dealt with week by week. You can choose whether the current week is spent in training (either by sparring, which unlocks points you can spend on improving your fighter’s stats, or by choosing to work on your cardio, speed or strength), which lowers your stamina or by resting, which improves your stamina. You’ll also get ‘event’ offers, such as photoshoots or public appearances, which takes up an entire week, and you’ll be invited to training camps where you can work on your striking or your ground game. Training camps give you tasks to complete, and award you points based on your completion rate. Those points go towards improving the aspect of your fighting that you’ve worked on in the training camp, and when you level up in that, you get access to new moves that you can use during the fights.
It’s a lot of fun, but it’s hardly the slickest career mode I’ve played. The in-between-fights sections are functional, but hardly exciting. You’ve got a calendar and a menu, and you click on your option and watch the weeks go by. Sparring and Training Camps are good, but they’re like a single-round fight. I like the way that you unlock abilities as you progress through Training Camps (hopefully Fight Night Round 4 will take notice of this training camp stuff!) but it’d be nice to have some more mini-games, rather than just menu selections.
The fights themselves are fantastic though. Really complex and involved and technical, and the strikes definitely feel like they have a decent impact. It’s pretty brutal, too, just like the real thing. So brutal in fact, that occasionally I feel guilty after standing over someone and pounding their face in.
The classic fights are good, too, but you only unlock highlight reels. It’d have been really good if you could have unlocked videos of the full fights. I guess licensing them was too expensive, or disc space was lacking. Still fun though.
Problems occur in other areas of the game though. The menu system, for one. It’s incredibly slow. Loading between each menu is preposterous, and the amount of nested menus is nightmarish. Changing a logo on your fighter’s trunks takes five minutes at least. There’s not really any excuse for that.
Online is where it gets really bad though. I’ve played about a dozen matches, and only one of them has been relatively lag-free. Often I’m desperately trying to block, because I’ve seen a blow coming, but my fighter is standing stationary, hands by his sides, waiting to be knocked out. And ground transitions are worse – if your opponent is on top of you, hitting you in the face, you’d generally quite like to roll somehow (and there are plenty of options for this) to improve your situation. But again, my fighter just sits there not doing anything as my opponent’s fist comes down again and again in jerky slow-motion. I’m told that it’s “not too bad” if you play against someone you know is reasonably close to you (in the UK). But that’s still apalling when I can play Fight Night or Street Fighter 4 or Virtua Fighter 5 with someone halfway across the globe and have a virtually lag-free experience.
But would I recommend UFC: Undisputed to you? Yes, I think I would. I’ve poured a good few evenings into the career mode, and enjoyed messing about with the classic fights. Local multiplayer is incredible fun, and if you can find some way round the Live problems (such as joining rllmuk’s league, where you’re apparently pretty much guaranteed a decent connection, though I haven’t tried it myself yet) then I reckon you’ll get a whole lot of enjoyment out of it.
I certainly expect to continue playing for a fair while (especially if I can get some good online play going).
